Hair, hair, why are you so bad?
Why do you always make me so sad?
Why do you always make me so sad?
I often wake to find you disarrayed,
Did you spend the night having a party on my head?
Did you spend the night having a party on my head?
Hair, hair, cut me some slack,
(Sometimes I wonder) if you are Asian, why are you black?
(Sometimes I wonder) if you are Asian, why are you black?
I try to make you pretty and fill you with colour,
But soon you become damaged and so much duller.
But soon you become damaged and so much duller.
Oh hair oh hair,
Do you think I will ever
Be able to find you a handsome lover?
Do you think I will ever
Be able to find you a handsome lover?
Hair, hair, you weigh me down,
Very much literally and you sure make me frown.
Very much literally and you sure make me frown.
But when I finally can take you no longer,
I snip you off.. then feel so much dumber.
I snip you off.. then feel so much dumber.
Hair hair, why can't you live in the cold?
You frizz for no reason and you flake like snow.
You frizz for no reason and you flake like snow.
You're not that good in the heat either though,
You get all sweaty and smell like toes.
You get all sweaty and smell like toes.
Oh hair oh hair,
Sometimes I wish
That perhaps I was just born a fish.
Sometimes I wish
That perhaps I was just born a fish.
But good hair or not, long hair or short,
I guess I should appreciate my chops
I guess I should appreciate my chops
For come a day where I will be
Pining for my hair,
Pining for my hair,
and my hair, for me.
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